the face I make after I run into some:
“frozen: disney’s first sisterly love movie"
excuse me??? nani was only 19 and she had to raise lilo all by herself
when u make a joke and the whole class laughs
Do you ever have suCH A GOOD FAN FICTION IDEA
AND THEN
YOU CAN’T FUCKING WRITE IT BECAUSE THIS IDEA IS SO GOOD IT DESERVES AT LEAST 65,293 WORDS AND YOU KNOW YOU CAN’T GIVE IT THAT.
I sincerely believe that by 7th year Ravenclaws would just tell the door to their common room to fuck off and it would open for them
Q “Why is a raven like a writing desk?” A “You shouldn’t shove either up your arse.” "…Technically, yes."
when people upset the friends
i need feminism because when jesus does a magic trick it’s a goddamn miracle but when a woman does a magic trick she gets burned at the stake
fabulous
i mean they did also kill jesus. that was a pretty significant thing that happened. like i understand where you’re coming from here but they very much did kill jesus.
"For me?? Oh you shouldn’t have!…"
when did i get this fat